At first I thought this was from the Aristocats. However, this is actually from Heroes. Motherfucker can make it hot on sunny days.
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If you want someone you can’t communicate with who has traits just like yours, go buy a fucking mirror.
This is so terrible that I thought this was a quote from some Will Ferrell movie. It wasn’t. In fact, this isn’t a quote of anything. FML
Because being ignored feels slightly better when you know it’s by a real person?
Dude, you look like you need to eat, period.
More like “Pow dicka ow ow.”
I apologize to all of my readers for this terrible, terrible joke.
I fucking shit you not, this actually happened. No pun intended.
